Chord Awards 2009

• Happiest Chord: G

• Darkest Chord: Em

• Melancholy(ist) Chord: A

• Most Optimistic Chord: D7

• Loneliest Chord: Cmaj7

• Chord Most Apt to Cheat on You: G7

• Puppy Love Chord: Amaj7

• Damnedest Chord: B

• Most Faithful Chord: Cadd9

• Most Treacherous Chord: Dm7

• Most Surprising Chord: F#m

• Best Friend Chord: E

• Introverted Chord: Dm

• Extroverted Chord: A7

• The Chord You’d Take Home to Meet Your Parents: Gm

• I Think of You as a Friend Chord: C

• And finally: The Chord that Judges You: A fully barred F


  1. ALittleGuitar said...
    Couldn't agree more about the B (I don't even attempt anything with a B or any of its relatives) and the full F.
    Saints and Spinners said...
    Funny! For me, Dm is the flirtiest chord (come hither, you can't catch me, etc.) and D7 is the friendliest chord. B7 is the Mr. Darcy of chords, and C7 is the bohemian artist with whom I ran off instead of marrying Mr. Darcy.
    K. Jay said...
    Thanks ALG and S&S. I wasn't sure how this post would go over. I guess my craziness is closer to normal than I thought. :^)
    Saints and Spinners said...
    I suspect that my tendency to ordinal-linguistic personification might extend to guitar chords. :)

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